Eggs: An Adventure In Their Own Right

This morning started with 'Mum, how do you poach an egg?', joes dad made poached eggs the other week and i was intrigued, alas my mum had no idea, infact addressing the difficulty of doing so 'something to do with vinegar or something'
so like a giddy aunt a cracked some eggs into a pan of boiling water with a dash of vinegar, DISASTER! i ended up with what looked like a pot of boiled semen 'Fuck'
so i gave up and boiled some eggs because i can do that marginally well
,meanwhile i consulted the web, and i found This
its a wery entertainingly written review on ways to poach an egg
AWESOME



yeah i think i'll stick to soft Boiled :D