Meanwhile On the Internet...

Source: loldwell via thedailywh.at

Also... THIS is pretty cool

Everytime someone joins the group ect this guy gets submerged in skittles... a good waste of the internets power i feel :D

The commentator is just talking rubbish throughout the whole thing and its a bit funny :F

'he looks frustrated like he's struggling at sudoku'

i don't really like skittles

Kid's Critique

You know when an adorable snot nosed little kid shows you a master piece formed from a felt tip with only a hint of ink and uncomfortable amounts of crayon and you think 'What the bloody hell is that?!?! but instead you grin and bear the monstrosity that is offending your eyes instead praising said kid for his artistic endevour?
Well THIS/ Guy had had enough and has instead decided to tell the world what he thinks of childrens 'master pieces'

''I am Maddox, a 32-year-old computer programmer and writer. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece: ''

''Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. ''

 

Brilliant XD

Eggs: An Adventure In Their Own Right

This morning started with 'Mum, how do you poach an egg?', joes dad made poached eggs the other week and i was intrigued, alas my mum had no idea, infact addressing the difficulty of doing so 'something to do with vinegar or something'
so like a giddy aunt a cracked some eggs into a pan of boiling water with a dash of vinegar, DISASTER! i ended up with what looked like a pot of boiled semen 'Fuck'
so i gave up and boiled some eggs because i can do that marginally well
,meanwhile i consulted the web, and i found This
its a wery entertainingly written review on ways to poach an egg
AWESOME



yeah i think i'll stick to soft Boiled :D