Showing posts with label Evolution at its finest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Evolution at its finest. Show all posts

Monday, 18 October 2010

Meanwhile On the Internet...

Source: loldwell via thedailywh.at

Also... THIS is pretty cool
Everytime someone joins the group ect this guy gets submerged in skittles... a good waste of the internets power i feel :D

The commentator is just talking rubbish throughout the whole thing and its a bit funny :F
'he looks frustrated like he's struggling at sudoku'
i don't really like skittles

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

Uncyclopedia- Everything that Wikipedia used to be

when searching for orange's Awesomasaurus ad campaign (which i still cannot find a picture of) i came accross Uncyclopedia, filling the gap that the new, moderated wikipedia has left (see Last post), its just full of nonsense, and occasionly some whitty well written entry turns up
''Given the controversial nature of Awesomesaurus, the genus has often been overlooked in the mainstream. Many Anning followers felt vindicated, however, when Michael Crichton included a pointed reference to Awesomesaurus in Jurassic Park.


“If we hatch an Awesomesaurus, how the hell will we feed it? Impossible. We'd need the whole rest of the island, every day of the week.”
~ Dr. Ian Malcolm (character from Jurrasic Park) on Awesomesaurus''
i checked the chicken article as well because i hoped that  Ryan north's legacy still existed... some of the best stuff i found was ii HERE

''What happened to the chicken since it was a T-Rex? In direct rebuke of the chicken's royal and reptilian aspirations, modern chicken have been so modified that now they do not so much resemble the Rex as they do the common garden slug, itself a sad parody of the more graceful snail. The science of eugenics, pioneered by evil men like Charles Darwin, Colonel C. H. Sanders, and Adolph Hitler, led to the manipulation of the chicken's once terrifying genes, twisting and changing them into something base and disgusting''

Although i see the need for a boring informative thing such as wikipedia... i still love this  :D
yeah a Nazi T-REX

Monday, 23 August 2010

Herman Gets Naked

Well, yesterday my hermit crab decided his skin was a little tight, so shed it, and now he looks like a prawn caught in a road traffic accident, its quite cool because i managed to snap a picture of him out of his shell, he looks disgusting doesn't he? well my freind that is the result of millions of years of evolution...
His claw has lost its colour but im sure this will reappear again when his exoskeleton all hardens up, i say 'he' but really i have no idea in the sexual mechanisms of crabs, so gender hasn't really been established, i need to het herman/ita a mate as his mate died a little while ago and so i may pick some more up at the AES bugshow in october if i have the funds and means to get there...
In other news my dog did one of my most favourite things today ....
This
Sleeping with his tounge out :D, he has done it alot of late, must be old age ....